The Republic of Chen : A Couple of Inhabitants

So I've been looking at blogs for inspiration and I stumbled across "The Republic of Chen". Thinking this was a cute anecdote of the awards night ceremony, I began to read a... rather interesting tale of Frank and Sophia's (and Wang's and Jiaxiu's?) conquest of the world. While I'm too frightened to consider whether or not the Chenpocolypse will destroy the world, it is interesting to think where we will all be in the future. After reading Alex Liu's statement that Chens never lose, I have been forced to conclude that they will rule the world. However, while the Asians are busy conquering the world and becoming legends, the rest of us lesser human beings should be given a story for our future (given that Jiaxiu saves us from a Chenpocolypse).
Though "being successful" pales next to world domination, Amanda will likely be second behind President Frank Chen. After racking in the riches, Amanda will likely retire at a ridiculously young age because she can (and will visit us under the pretense of being "sweet" and "innocent", but surreptitiously wants to rub it in a bit ). Once she reaches an appropriately old age, she will --and she said this herself -- have an excuse to bake cookies for the neighbors and 'accidentally' steal bubble gum from the grocery store. While I can't say I approve of stealing on a school related blog, I can say I envy Amanda's predicted future. Quite a bit.
While this next person may not gain power conventionally, I do believe she will be a force to be reckoned with. This person is not the best writer, but she is a great persuader in the real world. She struggles to word her essays, but give her any 'man' and she will make them tremble at her feet without any words. I have heard tales of many a poor boy who have tried to make her his 'woman' and have had to pitifully retreat to the hole from whence they came. So far, none have broken the great Andrea Kunze, and I doubt any will. And the best part? Everybody wants her. Even some females want her. That is some scary stuff right there. Her boots were made for walking, and people will definitely scurry away before she walks over them.
Unfortunately I can't think of any more humorous predictions. So there you have it -- two females that are going to kick ass in the future (until Chenpocolypse destroys us all).